I hate wasting perfectly good food, so I put it in tupperware, forget about it, find it a month from now, open it, gag, THEN throw it out.
4yo: “DAD! I just saw a deer! Or maybe a cantaloupe? Which do cheetahs eat?”Me: “Do you mean an antelope?”4yo: “YES! A CANTALOUPE!”
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dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult