tall:

what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

why were you watching a movie in gym?

studentinsights:

“Macbeth says ‘foul and fair a day’ because he has never seen a day so awesome and so crappy all at the same time.”

gonna try and get the D so I can procrastinate on this paper even more.

Finals week/week before is literally the only time I ever feel bad about sleeping instead of doing work.